Alicia: Curvy Stripper Sex Doll

Something About the Way She Stands There

You know, I didn’t expect to be writing about a curvy stripper sex doll tonight. Life has its little surprises. But here we are—Alicia, the TPESex Doll with an athletic build, 5 feet 8 inches tall and somehow looking like she could either bench press me or just stand there judging my Spotify playlist. Quietly impressive, in that uncanny way these things can be.

I mean, let’s talk about proportions for a second. Bust: 34 inches, waist: 26 inches, hips: a wild 40 inches. That’s not your average mannequin at the mall. She’s got a bra size of 30G (which is honestly something I had to Google), and her shoe size? Women’s 4.5-5. No clue why that detail sticks out—maybe because it makes her seem weirdly real for something shipped in discreet packaging.

The Details They Don’t Exactly Whisper About

Here’s what surprised me most: the blunt honesty of the specs sheet. You get all three—vaginal, anal, and oral sex possible—and they even list “hole depth” like it’s just another measurement on a furniture site:

• Vagina: 6.7 inches
• Anus: also 6.7
• Mouth: slightly less at 6

Not sure if anyone ever measures their own mouth depth but hey—someone must’ve asked.

The steel skeleton with movable joints is another one of those details that sounds oddly futuristic until you realize it just means you can pose her however you want (within reason; she won’t do backflips). She weighs in at about 90 lbs (41 kg), which is heavy enough that moving her around isn’t exactly effortless but also not impossible if you skip leg day less often than I do.

Latina Sex Doll?

Yeah, It Shows

There’s no mistaking it—they’re going for that latina vibe here. Big ass? Check. Athletic curves? Double check. Everything from Alicia’s skin tone to her face feels tailored toward people who have very specific tastes…or maybe just watched too much late-night cable TV growing up.

Anyway—I remember thinking how odd it was that she almost looks like someone you’d actually see at a club downtown (minus the slightly-too-perfect symmetry). Maybe that says more about my nightlife choices than anything else.

Delivery Is Its Own Adventure

Shipping info is straightforward but still worth mentioning because some folks worry about this stuff more than they admit:

• Free international shipping
• Discreet packaging—plain box, no labels
• Takes three weeks total (two for processing + one for shipping)

That last part might feel like forever if you’re impatient but honestly? By today’s standards—where everything comes overnight—it almost feels refreshing to wait for something again.

Not What I Expected…But Not Bad Either

Here’s where things get weirdly genuine: after spending time with Alicia (not with with—but you know what I mean), there’s this sense of craftsmanship that sneaks up on you. The steel skeleton gives her more flexibility than expected; joints move smoothly without feeling flimsy or loose.

And yeah—the realism is there in ways both good and slightly unnerving; sometimes when the light hits right she almost seems alive…and then suddenly doesn’t again.

Tangent Time (Because My Brain Wanders)

Quick detour: I once saw a mannequin fall over in an H&M and everyone jumped except this one guy who just kept browsing socks like nothing happened. That memory floated back while standing next to Alicia—not because she fell over (she didn’t), but because there was this same eerie calmness about her presence in the room.

Maybe these dolls are sort of like mannequins’ cooler cousins—the ones who get invited to rooftop parties instead of stuck modeling scarves under bad fluorescent lights all winter long.

Some Odd Contradictions Linger

Honestly—and this isn’t shade—it is strange how something so clearly artificial can feel designed for connection on such a personal level. There’s care put into every curve and joint; yet at the end of the day, she goes back in her plain box until next time.

It leaves me wondering if we’ll ever stop being quietly impressed by how close technology gets us without ever quite crossing into real life territory—or maybe that gap is exactly what keeps things interesting?

Anyway…that thought kind of trails off here.