Lorainne: White Angel Sex Doll

That First Time Unboxing a Full Silicone Sex Doll

You ever get a package so big you wonder if your neighbors are watching? I did. It was the Lorainne: White Angel Sex Doll, and yes, it’s just as much of a mouthful in real life as it is to type out. The box was—well, aggressively plain. No logos, no hints, not even a weird customs sticker. Just cardboard and tape. I kept thinking someone would knock on the door and ask what the heck I’d ordered this time (they didn’t). Discreet packaging? Yeah, they mean it.

Dragging 84 lbs (38 kg) up two flights of stairs isn’t exactly sexy, but that’s reality for you. Maybe if you’re into fitness you’ll enjoy that part.

Details You Notice Right Away (and Some You Don’t)

Once you finally get her out—Lorainne is tall. Like actually tall. 5 feet 5 inches (165 cm), which sounds average on paper but feels different when she’s propped up against your kitchen table at midnight. Her legs go on forever; weirdly enough, I remember thinking she’d probably fit right in at some upscale club or something.

The silicone skin is… softer than expected? Not cold like those old-school dolls from sketchy websites years ago. The gel breasts thing isn’t marketing fluff—they really do have some bounce to them. Not jiggly in a cartoon way; more like an actual person who works out but also likes cake sometimes.

Her proportions are kind of intense: busty with 28DD breasts, small waist (22.5 inches), hips that make jeans pointless (37.5 inches). If “big ass” was on your bingo card—yeah, check that off now.

Movable Joints & Steel Skeleton — Is That Good or Annoying?

Here’s where my brain started nitpicking: movable joints sound cool until you’re trying to pose her and one arm decides to swing out like she’s hailing a taxi from the couch. There’s this steel skeleton inside—feels sturdy—but there’s definitely a learning curve unless you’ve spent time with mannequins or something.

Legs bend pretty well though; makes positioning easier than I expected for… whatever activities you’re planning (I’ll just leave it at that).

Functionality: Vaginal and Anal — But Let’s Talk Depth

People always want numbers so here goes: vaginal depth is about 7 inches, anal is 6.3 inches deep. Enough for most people unless you’re auditioning for some kind of Guinness record situation.

Honestly? Feels realistic enough that after five minutes you forget about measurements and start focusing on other stuff anyway.

Blonde Hair & Latina Sex Doll Vibes?

She comes as a blonde by default but there’s something kinda ambiguous about her look—like she could pass for different backgrounds depending on lighting and maybe your mood that day? Some listings call her “latina sex doll”, which feels odd given the platinum hair but hey—I guess variety sells.

Shipping Reality Check

Processing takes three weeks plus another week for shipping—that’s four weeks total staring at tracking emails and wondering if customs will open the box (they won’t). Free international shipping helps soften the wait though; no surprise fees at delivery which honestly saved me from an awkward conversation with my bank app notifications.

An Off-Topic Blip About Storage

One thing nobody tells you: storing a full-size love doll takes planning—or closet space most apartments don’t have lying around empty. I tried standing her up behind coats once; nearly gave myself a heart attack walking past later in the dark.

Closing Out With One Lingering Thought…

Is Lorainne worth it? Depends how much realism matters to you versus convenience or price point or whatever else keeps people scrolling through endless sex doll pages late at night instead of sleeping like normal humans should be doing right now… hmm, maybe not exactly normal anyway—

I’m still figuring out where she fits into my life routine-wise, honestly.