Madison: Extra Tall Sex Doll

Meeting Madison: Not What I Expected

I guess it’s weird to admit, but ordering a sex doll—especially one as tall as Madison—felt more like buying a piece of furniture than, uh, anything else. Maybe that says something about me. Or about the state of online shopping in general. The “extra tall” thing caught my eye because most dolls are short and almost cartoonish. But 5 feet 8 inches? That’s taller than my ex.

Anyway, when the box finally arrived (took three weeks—two for processing, one for shipping, which is exactly what they said), it was just…a box. Plain. No labels or embarrassing logos or anything like that. Discreet packaging isn’t just a buzzword; it’s real relief if you live in an apartment with nosy neighbors.

The Weight of Reality (Literally)

Here’s something nobody tells you: 90 pounds is heavy when it’s shaped like a person who doesn’t help you at all. Dragging her out of the box was awkward and honestly kind of funny in a dark way—I nearly dropped her twice and banged my shin on the coffee table.

She’s got this steel skeleton with movable joints, so she holds poses pretty well once you get her set up. Still, don’t expect to be tossing her around like some inflatable toy from a bachelor party. This is more like moving a small adult who refuses to cooperate.

Athletic Build With Curves — And Numbers Don’t Lie

There’s this odd moment where you realize how specific the measurements are: bust 34 inches, waist 26 inches, hips 40 inches (that last one stands out). Bra size? Apparently she’d wear a 30G if she were shopping at Victoria’s Secret—which I guess means big boobs on a lean frame.

Her proportions do have that “latina sex doll” vibe they advertise—a little exaggerated but not totally implausible if you’ve ever seen fitness models on Instagram. Shoe size women’s 4.5-5; not that I plan on buying shoes for her but…details matter?

Functionality & Features (The Stuff People Actually Ask)

Let’s be blunt: vaginal, anal, and oral sex are possible with this TPESex Doll design—and yes, I checked all three because why wouldn’t you after spending this much money? The hole depths are listed right there: vagina and anus both go about 6.7 inches deep; mouth is six even.

Everything feels…well—not real exactly—but soft enough and flexible enough that it works if you suspend disbelief for long enough (or dim the lights). Cleanup isn’t fun but it never is with these things; nothing new there.

A Tangent About Height Fetishes

Weirdly enough—maybe this makes sense—the height changes everything about the experience compared to smaller dolls or even most partners I’ve had IRL. There’s just something different when someone (something?) meets your gaze straight-on instead of looking up at you all doe-eyed.

It made me think about how much we internalize height stuff without realizing it—like suddenly remembering your first high school crush was taller than everyone else in class and maybe that stuck somewhere deep down.

Shipping & Waiting Game

Not sure why three weeks felt so long when I’ve waited months for other custom things before…but somehow waiting for Madison made every day crawl by slower than usual. Maybe because there aren’t updates along the way—just silence until suddenly FedEx calls and asks if you’ll be home tomorrow morning.

But hey—it showed up right when they said it would, no drama there.

One Odd Downside Nobody Mentions

Here’s something small but annoying: finding clothes that fit properly is harder than expected unless you’re willing to shop specialty or tailor everything yourself (which sounds exhausting). She looks best undressed or in lingerie anyway—but still, would’ve been nice if jeans weren’t always too short or too baggy in weird places.

Also—not really an issue with the doll itself—but storing her discreetly? At nearly six feet tall? Good luck hiding her anywhere except maybe behind some old coats in the closet…and even then…

Closing Out Before My Coffee Wears Off

I keep thinking back to how oddly normal she seems standing against my wall now—a big ass latina presence quietly reminding me how strange modern life has gotten. Would I buy again? Maybe not soon…but probably eventually once curiosity wins over common sense again.

And now my coffee's cold—and I'm still tired—but that's life lately.